Star Trek - TNG - 61 - Diplomatic Implausibility Page 4

  Putting his hand to his heart, Riker said, "Mr. Worf, don't you trust my word?"

  Remembering more than one surprise party that the commander had been responsible for springing on various unsuspecting crew members, Worf could only reply: "No, I do not." Chuckling, Riker said, "Well, let me put it another way: Captain Picard would be deeply offended if you didn't show up. See you at 1800. Oh, and you're welcome to join us in my quarters afterward." Worf frowned.

  "Poker night," Riker said with a smile, and then departed.

  Shaking his head, Worf turned to his duffels and began to unpack. The trip to the border would take several days, after all. He placed his clothing in drawers and the pad ds he'd need on the desk.

  Then he unpacked the two framed pictures. One was of him and Alexander. It was several years old--Alexander was much shorter and Worf was still a Starfleet lieutenant when the picture was taken--but Worf had kept it with him since the previous Enterprise had been destroyed.

  The other was his and Jadzia's wedding picture.

  He stared at it for several seconds before finally placing it on the bed stand next to the other picture.

  Losing K'Ehleyr had been painful, but he had at least been able to avenge her death. Ending his relationship with Deanna had been difficult, but ultimately the right choice for them both.

  Jadzia Dax's death was agony, made worse by the fact that Worf had not been able to avenge it.

  It had been over a year, and the pain had not faded.

  He wondered if it ever would.

  Finally, he unpacked his other possessions: the statue of Kahless fighting Morath; his bat'leth championship trophy; the metal baldric he had worn over his uniform since becoming Enterprise security chief; the new mek'leth Ezri Dax had given him as a going-away present after his old one had been taken by the Breen during their capture; and his family's bat'leth, the one possession of the House of Mogh that had survived the Khitomer massacre.

  As he set the bat'leth on the wall--replacing a rather hideous painting--the door chime rang. "Enter," he said.

  A human wearing civilian clothing--a dark blue tunic, a burgundy vest, and black trousers and shoes--entered. He carried a padd in his left hand. "Mr. Ambassador, I'm sorry I'm late," he said calmly. The man spoke with an accent Worf couldn't quite place. "My name is Giancarlo Wu. I'm your aide."

  Worf noted that Wu did not offer his hand. A promising start.

  According to his file, Wu had served as Worf's predecessor's aide as well, and had been on the staff of the Federation embassy on Qo'nos prior to that, so he was certainly aware of Klingon customs and preferences. "Minister T'Latrek told me you would be joining me here."

  "Yes," Wu said. "I do apologize again. I'm afraid I was caught up in getting your computer access set up, and I was unable to greet you at the transporter."

  "That is not a problem. I do know my way around this ship." Wu smiled a small smile. "Yes, of course. In any case," he continued, glancing down at the padd and tapping the occasional command into it, "you have quite a large number of correspondences waiting for you. I will go through them and flag any that need your personal attention, but most of them are trivial matters that either I can handle or can wait until after the tad matter is resolved." Something on the padd seemed to grab his attention, and he added, "Ah, you also have a good number of personal correspondences, which I forwarded to you unread, obviously." "Good," Worf said. "Since you are not new to this position, I assume I do not need to tell you that Klingons do not prevaricate. I expect you to speak the truth to me at all times. It is possible that my predecessor had an understandably human need to have her feelings assuaged on certain delicate matters. However, I prefer that you assume there are no such things."

  "With all due respect, Mr. Ambassador, there are always delicate matters."

  Worf nodded, conceding the point. "If you do stumble across one of them, I will let you know."

  Wu nodded. "Understood, Mr. Ambassador." He gazed back down at his padd. "In addition to your personal correspondences, I have also forwarded to you an up-to-date report on tad, more current than what Minister T'Latrek gave you yesterday. I have also obtained the complete personnel records of the Gorkon crew and of Governor Tiral's staff on tad." "Good," Worf said again, and he meant it. He had not expected such thoroughness, though he was glad of it

  "Will there be anything else?" Wu asked.

  "Not at the moment. I will contact you if that changes. Otherwise, I assume I will see you at the reception at 1800 hours in Ten-Forward."

  Wu blinked. "That is in your honor, Mr. Ambassador. I wouldn't presume--" "You serve me," Worf said. "A reception in my honor is therefore also a reception in yours by extension." Again smiling a small smile, Wu said, "Thank you, sir." He hesitated, then, apparently taking Worf's urging not to prevaricate to heart, said, "Your predecessor never liked having staff attend such functions. She said that having us around reminded her too much of work."

  "A very human attitude."

  "The ambassador was very human." Wu put the padd in the pocket of his vest and said, "My quarters are just next door, sir. I am at your disposal any time of the day or night."

  "Thank you," Worf said. He moved toward the desk as Wu headed toward the exit.

  "Mr. Ambassador?" Wu said, turning to speak over his shoulder.

  Worf turned to face him. "Yes?"

  "I know we're only going to be on the ship for a few days, but-Well, I think the statue would look better over there." Wu pointed at the bureau over which Worf had hung the hot'leth.

  "I will consider it," Worf said dryly.

  "Very good, sir."

  And with that, he left.

  A curious person, Worf thought. Still, Wu had lived on Qo'nos and worked with Klingons, so he probably wouldn't have too much trouble dealing with the conditions on the Gorkon. Starfleet ships were designed for comfort; Defense Force vessels were meant solely for combat Often humans had difficulty dealing with the somewhat Spartan conditions--indeed, his comrades on Deep Space Nine had complained about it endlessly whenever events of the Dominion War necessitated travel on a Klingon ship.

  Wu was also right: the statue did look better on the bureau.

  Sitting at the desk, Worf said, "Computer, display personal correspondences, Ambassador Worf." He then gave his access code.

  Wu had not exaggerated. He had dozens of letters. Most seemed to be of a simple, congratulatory nature, but he decided to plow through them and get it over with.

  There was a note from Ezri, catching nun up on what was going on on Deep Space Nine, including the rather surprising news of who had replaced Odo as the security chief on the Promenade. His parents, typically, had sent a message, even though he had seen them less than four hours ago. They ended it with Father saying: "Son, we could not be more proud of you. And remember, that we will always be here for you, no matter what." Mother added: "We love you, Worf."

  Worf saved both messages, then continued through the other letters.

  Some were from former Enterprise personnel who had moved on to other assignments, including a number of his former security staff. Some were from Klingons he had served with during the war. Some were from the Rozhenkos' friends and family. A few others were from Deep Space Nine.

  He noticed that two messages came from the U. S S. Excalibur. That was, he recalled, Captain Mackenzie Calhoun's ship, presently assigned to what used to be Thai Ionian space. Worf remembered that Commander Shelby was Calhoun's first officer, and three of his Academy classmates also served on mat vessel.

  The freckled face of one of those classmates, Lieutenant Mark Mchenry, appeared on the screen. "Hey, Worf. Soleta's busy with a sensor re calibration so I offered to send this message, since we just heard from Commander Shelby--who sends her regards, by the way, she said you guys served together on the Enterprise during that Borg mess--about your being made ambassador, and we were all thrilled, especially with all the reports that you got captured by the Dominion, we figured you were
a goner, so it's good to know that you not only survived, but got a nice job. Kinda funny, you being a diplomat, especially after all the times you and Kebron ..."

  The message went on for several more minutes-though it seemed like hours--delivered in Mchenry's usual stream-of-consciousness babble, recalling several incidents from their shared Academy days. Worf swore it was all one sentence.

  Then the Vulcanoid features of Lieutenant Soleta replaced Mchenry's image, which came to Worf as something of a relief. "Mchenry forgot to actually say congratulations. I should have known better than to trust him with composing the message. So, congratulations, Worf. And best of luck to you--though I suspect you will not need it."

  The second Excalibur message had no audiovisual component, merely a one-word text message from the ship's chief of security, and Worf's former roommate, Zak Kebron: congratulations.

  For Kebron, it was verbose.

  Worf leaned back and looked at the pictures of Jadzia and Alexander, thought about seeing his parents and Jeremy, being reunited today with the Enterprise crew, and now all these letters. It seems the past does not wish to leave me alone these last few days.

  Leaning forward again, Worf began to compose a reply to Soleta.

  As Worf and Wu approached Ten-Forward at 1805 hours, Worf could hear the sounds of a trombone playing.

  Human music, he thought with a sigh. should have known.

  With a due sense of anticipation and dread, he entered Ten-Forward, his aide right behind him. A cacophony of Dixieland jazz assaulted his ears as the doors parted. The room was nearly packed with uniformed personnel, eating and drinking. Most of them, of course, Worf did not recognize. Though some of the staff from the Enterprise- D presently served on this newer ship, they were by far in the minority. Many, like Worf, had gone on to other assignments; many had been killed in the war. The result was a party in Worf's honor full of people he did not know.

  In the center of the room, a band provided the music-with William Riker playing the trombone. A sign had been placed over the windows that said welcome ambassador Worf in English and Klingon.

  "Modest, indeed," Worf muttered.

  "Sir?" Wu asked.

  Sighing, Worf said to his aide, "Commander Riker had promised me that this would be a modest affair. His exact words were, "Just a few officers and some finger food and drinks.""

  Wu looked around the crowded room. "Obviously, sir, this is a definition of the word modest that I was heretofore unaware of," he said dryly.

  Steeling himself against the noise, Worf milled around the party. He lost track of Wu relatively quickly, but he did find Geordi La Forge and Data. Geordi still had his goatee, for which Worf was grateful. It almost made up for Riker's clean-shaven face. As for Data, the android had a broad grin on his face as he asked how Worf was. Worf hadn't served much with Data since the android had installed his emotion chip, and the idea of Data smiling was still difficult for Worf to wrap his mind around.

  Worf's nose identified the food long before he could actually see it.

  Though some of the scents were unfamiliar, he could definitely pick out some Klingon food. He excused himself from the chief engineer and second officer and made a beeline for the source: three tables near the window. Two of them had a standard collection of Federation appetizers, mostly Earth food, with bits and pieces from other worlds tossed in for good measure. This, Worf thought, explains the less familiar odors.

  But the third table had all Klingon delicacies: pi pius claw, bregit lung, glad st krada legs, zilm'kach, skull stew (that had been chopped to pieces for some odd reason; the skull should have remained intact), stewed bok-rat liver, and bowls of both gagh and racht (dead, but Worf supposed one couldn't have everything).

  The food on the third table was also mostly untouched. Worf grabbed a plate and started piling food onto it. In deference to Federation custom, he used utensils to serve himself rather than his hands.

  Worf took a bite of zilm'kach. It tasted replicated, sadly, but not bad for all that. He had been spoiled, being on Deep Space Nine with its Klingon restaurant, not to mention having spent the last several days eating his mother's home cooking.

  Realizing he'd need something to wash this down, he approached the bar, fielding several more greetings and congratulations as he went. A bartender saw Worf's approach and leaned forward. "Can I interest the ambassador in a glass of prune juice? Perhaps something stronger?" "Something stronger," Worf said. Prune juice may be a warrior's drink, but this is a party. "A chech'tluth, please." "Coming up," the bartender said with a smile and walked off, leaving Worf to finish his food and try not to get a headache from the music.

  The chech'tluth will help in the latter regard, at least, he thought.

  Beverly Crusher walked up to Worf while he waited for his drink and ate some racht. "Hello, Worf." "Doctor," Worf said, inclining his head. "Nice party," he deadpanned.

  Crusher laughed. "Y'know, I had the feeling you weren't going to be thrilled with this to-do. But Will insisted you'd love it."

  "I believe, in Commander Riker's lexicon, that truly means that he would love it."

  Again, Crusher laughed. "That's certainly true."

  The bartender came back with Worf's drink, which had been sufficiently heated, to Worf's relief. He put the plate down on the bar and grabbed the mug. He took a gulp and felt the hot liquid burn pleasantly in his mouth. A warm feeling started at the base of his throat and started to spread to his chest and head. Even better, it wasn't a syntheholic drink. While humans--who had spent millennia cooking all the flavor out of their food-did not have sufficiently discerning taste buds to distinguish alcohol from synthehol, Klingons could. While Worf would drink synthehol if he had to--while on duty, for example--he greatly preferred the real thing, and this was definitely it. A few more sips, he thought, and I might even be able to stand this music.

  Next to him, Crusher's face grew serious. "Worf, I--I just wanted to let you know that--if you ever want to talk about--well ..."

  "About what?" Worf finally asked when Crusher's hesitant pause threatened to go on forever.

  "Jadzia. With someone who's been there."

  And then Worf understood. "Odan," he said.

  The doctor nodded.

  Like Worf, Crusher had fallen in love with a joined Trill. Like Worf, Crusher had to watch the host body die, and then have the symbiont live on in another that she could not love.

  "Doctor--Beverly--"

  Crusher let out a bark of laughter. At Worf's surprised look, she said, "Sorry, it's just that Odan called me

  "Dr. Beverly.""

  "Ah. In any event, I appreciate the offer."

  "But you won't take me up on it."

  In fact, Worf had no intention of taking her up on it, but he had hoped he had not been that obvious about it. "Doctor--"

  "Will's not the only one who's easy to read by someone who knows him well enough," Crusher said. "It's okay. I honestly didn't think you would want to talk with me. But I wanted you to know that the offer was on the table, in case you change your mind."

  Worf nodded. "Thank you, Doctor--truly, I am grateful. However, I have had over a year to come to terms with Jadzia's death."

  "Sometimes that's not enough. Believe me."

  The music came to a merciful halt, and then a voice rang out through Ten-Forward. "Everyone, may I have your attention, please?"

  Worf turned toward the center of the room to see Captain Picard holding a glass of some kind of ale.

  The room quieted down almost instantaneously. Jeanluc Picard had that effect on people.

  "Many of you here do not know Ambassador Worf personally, though surely you know him by reputation. He served aboard the previous Enterprise with distinction, then did likewise at Deep Space Nine, one of the most important strategic posts in the quadrant. Long ago, I said that the bridge wouldn't be the same without him, and the last four years have proven that to be the case. But I also know that he has served both the Federation-which
sometimes saw him as a curiosity and in which he was always to some degree an outsider--and the Klingon Empire--which twice saw fit to exile him from his own homeland--with honor. And now, those two august bodies have shown tremendous good sense in allowing him to serve them both as the Federation's ambassador to Qo'nos. As one who has been his commanding officer, his cha'DIch, and his friend, I wish him well--but I do not wish him luck. For a warrior does not depend on luck, and Worf, son of Mogh, is first and foremost a warrior."

  Heard held his ale up. "So I ask you all to raise your glasses and join me in saluting the bravest man I have ever known. To Worf!"

  A roomful of Starfleet officers, most of whom Worf had never met before tonight, raised their glasses and cried out, "To Worf!"

  As they all drank, Worf held up his own glass. Perhaps this party won't be so bad, after all ...

  Chapter Two.

  Klag had to admit to being impressed with the sight on his viewscreen.

  The Gorkon had been joined at the rendezvous point by the Sword of Kahless, Chancellor Martok's new flagship, replacing the Negh'Var.

  Martok had informed Klag that he wished to brief the captain and the ambassador on the tad mission when the Enterprise arrived.

  Klag had been less than thrilled with the High Council's reply to his request for aid to Governor Tiral. To put the negotiations in the hands of a Federation ambassador who only got his position because he was a member of Martok's own House angered Klag.

  Toq's voice sounded from behind him. "Captain, a Starfleet vessel is coming out of warp. Sensors identify it as the Enterprise. They are hailing us."

  Klag nodded. "On screen."

  The bridge of Starfleet's flagship replaced the exterior of the empire's on the viewscreen. Although most would have been honored to converse with Jean-Luc Picard, who nine years ago was the first outsider ever to serve as a Klingon chancellor's Arbiter of Succession, Klag was much more interested in greeting the human who sat to Picard's right

  Picard stood. "Captain Klag, greetings from the Federation. Ambassador Worf and his aide are ready to beam over at your convenience. Unless the presence of the Sword of Kahless indicates a change in the mission?"