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  A Furnace Sealed

  The Adventures of Bram Gold Book 1

  Keith R. A. DeCandido

  Book Description

  Bram Gold is a Courser, a hunter-for-hire who deals with supernatural creatures, mystical happenings, and things that go booga-booga in the night. Under the supervision of the Wardein—his childhood friend Miriam Zerelli, who is in charge of all magickal activity in the Bronx, New York—he’s who you hire if you need a crazed unicorn wrangled, some werewolves guarded while they gallivant around under the full moon, or an ill-advised attempt to bind a god stopped.

  The Bronx is the home to several immortals, who are notoriously hard to kill—so it comes as rather a surprise when one of them turns up murdered, seemingly by a vampire. In addition, binding spells all across New York are either coming undone, failing to work, or are difficult to restore. As Bram investigates, more immortals turn up dead, and a strange woman keeps appearing long enough to give cryptic advice and then disappear. Soon, he uncovers a nasty sequence of events that could lead to the destruction of New York!

  The first in a new series of urban fantasy thrillers taking place in the Boogie Down Bronx from best-selling, award-winning author Keith R.A. DeCandido.

  Contents

  Preface

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  If You Liked …

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  A Furnace Sealed

  Copyright © 2019 Keith R.A. DeCandido

  All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including photocopying, recording or by any information storage and retrieval system, without the express written permission of the copyright holder, except where permitted by law. This novel is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination, or, if real, used fictitiously.

  Trade ISBN: 978-1-61475-946-1

  eBook ISBN: 978-1-61475-947-8

  Hardcover ISBN: 978-1-61475-984-3

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  Cover design by Janet McDonald

  Cover artwork images by Adobe Stock

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  Kevin J. Anderson, Art Director

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  WordFire Press eBook Edition 2019

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  Printed in the USA

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  Dedicated to the memory of Dale Mazur, 1964–2018, taken from us far too soon. He only became a Bronx resident in the last few years, but he loved it here, and the borough is a dimmer place for his loss.

  Rest in peace my dear brother-in-law, my dear housemate, my dear friend.

  The human dress is forged iron,

  The human form a fiery forge,

  The human face a furnace sealed,

  The human heart its hungry gorge.

  —William Blake, “A Divine Image”

  Why will you die, O Eternals?

  Why live in unquenchable burnings?

  —William Blake, The First Book of Urizen

  Chapter 1

  I would like to state for the record that starting Shabbos with a crazed unicorn charging at you horn-first kinda sucks.

  I stood stock still while it came at me, waiting until I could see the bloodshot whites of its eyes. Then at the last second, I bent my knees, ducked, and rolled away on my left shoulder—which I then wrenched on the sidewalk as I rolled.

  The hardest part of my job was not screaming like a five-year-old when I felt pain. You’d think it would be easier, given that pain was inflicted on me pretty much daily, but still it took an effort.

  I rolled to my feet, my right hand holding my left shoulder to make sure it didn’t move around too much, since every time it did so, white-hot knives of agony shot up and down my left arm. My white-maned attacker skidded to a halt, its hooves scraping against the uneven concrete.

  “Ohmigod, don’t hurt him, Mr. Gold!”

  “You out of your fuckin’ mind, Leesa, that thing tried to kill me!”

  Sparing a glance to the open black metal gate in front of the house on 180th Street, I saw Leesa and Siri, the young couple who rented the ground floor. The two were both black women, but the similarities ended there. Leesa was short and stocky, wore thick plastic-framed glasses, and had long hair painstakingly kept straight and tied into a ponytail held by a sparkly pink hair clip; she had a high squeaky voice and wore a flower-print sundress. Siri was tall, thin, had close-cropped hair, and didn’t wear glasses; she stuck with a plain T-shirt and jeans.

  Leesa had taken in the unicorn—from what I’d heard, far from her first stray—which had gone crazy when Siri came home, and even more deranged once I showed up.

  I’d been hired to track down this particular beast and return it to where it belonged. Leesa needn’t have worried, because the client wanted the psychotic little equine intact. I just had to get the damn talisman onto its two-foot-long, sharp golden horn, sparkling with the reflected light of the early evening sun on 180th, and currently pointed right at my spleen.

  Yeah. Why did I take this job, again?

  The unicorn snorted, nostrils flaring, and charged me again. This time I twisted out of the way to the right instead of rolling to the left and got shouldered in the rib cage.

  Instinctively, I clutched my ribs with the arm that had the bad shoulder, then winced in pain. At least they weren’t busted—they felt bruised, but that was it.

  The unicorn stopped, turned around, and now was snarling.

  I think I pissed the thing off.

  Okay, third time’s the charm, a cliché that has never, in my life, had any kind of practical application, but it made me feel better to think it.

  I reached into my denim jacket’s inner pocket and pulled out my New York Yankees lighter and the talisman. The latter was a canvas pouch filled with herbs, a long leather string looped through it.

  I flicked the lighter on with my thumb. By some miracle, the thing actually lit the first time, which I chalked up to karma taking pity on me for once. I held the flickering flame under the talisman.

  Two seconds later, the talisman made a popping sound and I let go of the lighter, the fire dying instantly.

  I’d forgotten to hold my breath.

  Okay, picture an enclosed wooden space with no air circulation where the sun’s been beating down for most of a day. That space is filled floor to ceiling with animals that have been dead for almost a week. The flesh is baked and putrid and rotting, the maggots are having a field day, and it’s the worst thing you’ve ever smelled in your life.

  That was where I would’ve gone at that moment to get the smell of the talisman out of my nose. As I tried to breathe through my mouth and blink the tears out of my eyes, I made a mental note to have a little
chat with Ahondjon, the guy who sold me the talisman, and who seriously undersold just how much the thing would reek when activated.

  “What the hell is that?” That was Siri, and I could practically hear her nose wrinkling as she spoke. It was a legitimate question, mind you, but one I wasn’t really in a position to answer just at the moment.

  The unicorn charged again.

  I dodged to the left this time—offering the beast a different set of sacrificial ribs—and tried to loop the string onto the horn.

  Emphasis on “tried.” It missed my ribs, thank G-d, but I missed, too. The tip of the horn hit the string and sent the talisman flying across the street, right toward a gutter.

  Crap.

  Trying to pretend that my shoulder and ribs didn’t hurt, and failing spectacularly, I ran and dove for the talisman before it fell through the grate into the sewers, never to be seen again except by nonexistent alligators.

  Using my good arm to brace the dive to the asphalt, I used my bad arm to nab the talisman’s string before the pouch fell through. Once again, I failed to scream.

  It’s the little victories that get you through the day.

  Struggling slowly to my feet, I heard someone else scream.

  Apparently, being across the street from it got me off the unicorn’s radar, and it was back to what it was doing before I showed up: trying to kill Siri.

  Leesa was standing between Siri and the unicorn, her right hand out. “Take it easy, Snowball! It’s just Siri! She’s okay!”

  Of course, she named the unicorn, and of course, she gave it a sweet nickname.

  The unicorn snarled and tapped its front right hoof on the sidewalk a few times. Leesa looked devastated, like finding out that your golden retriever was a rabid hellhound on crack—a pretty good analogy, all things considered—and Siri had the wide-eyed, kidney-constricting look of terror that most people get when wild animals are about to gut them.

  But the unicorn’s ass was facing me, and it was focused, so I thought maybe I might have another shot at this.

  You ever try to run fast with bruised ribs? As much as you think it hurts, that’s nothing compared to how much it actually hurts.

  I did it, though, and got inside the unicorn’s smell range before it had a chance to react to my scent. This time I looped the string right around the horn.

  Just like that, it stopped snarling, stopped being agitated, and just stood there, docilely. Ahondjon’s talisman may’ve stunk like week-old gefilte fish, but it worked.

  Leesa broke into a huge grin. “That’s my Snowball!”

  Siri just stared at her girlfriend like she was insane. “That stinks like a moose fuckin’ a dead octopus.”

  I blinked, making a mental note to use that simile instead of the gefilte fish one when I had my chat with Ahondjon.

  After shooting her girlfriend an annoyed look, Leesa looked at me. “I can take him back now that he’s calmed down, right, Mr. Gold?”

  “Not hardly,” I said. “I need to return it to its rightful owner. They’re the ones who hired me.”

  “Oh.” Leesa deflated, her shoulders slumping.

  “Besides, it’ll only stay calm as long as the stinky thing on its horn lasts—which won’t be more than an hour or two. I gotta get him back.”

  “I don’t get it.” Leesa was almost whining now. “Snowball was just fine with me for a week!”

  “Yeah,” Siri added, “then when I got back home from school today, he was all up in my face. What’s that about?”

  I let out a long breath. “Unicorns are obsessed with women who are …” I trailed off, trying to figure out the best way to put it.

  Siri laughed. “What, that shit about virgins? Ain’t neither of us virgins, mister.”

  “Not exactly, though virgins qualify. See, unicorns tend to gravitate toward women who don’t have the smell of men on them. Man-funk drives ’em nuts, whether it’s on a man or on a woman who slept with a man any time in the last week or two. So virgins are usually okay—but so’re lesbians. And nuns. Worst unicorn infestation ever was in a convent in France back around 1500. In fact—”

  “What the hell, Siri?”

  Leesa had cut off my colloquy on unicorns to give her girlfriend a look so nasty it made me nostalgic for a charging unicorn. She’d gone from whiny to furious in about half a second, made more interesting by Siri’s look of pure guilt.

  That’s when I put it together.

  “Look,” Siri said, “I was drunk, a’ight? There was a party in the dorm, and—it’s college, Leesa, I was experimentin’, and shit!”

  Domestic disputes were not part of my job description, and besides, I needed to get a move on. “Hope you two can work this out,” I said with very little conviction as I put my hand on the unicorn’s neck and guided it toward the twenty-six-foot truck I had parked across the street. It was blocking a driveway and a fire hydrant, but I’d left the back open with the ramp down. That’s universal sign language for “I’m in the middle of moving,” so chances were good that the cops wouldn’t give it a ticket. Of course, even if they did, I’d just put it on my bill.

  I led the unicorn up the ramp. Some of Leesa and Siri’s neighbors were standing in their doorways or by their front gates looking annoyed or confused or curious, but I just ignored them. They’d have something fun to talk about over Friday dinner, that was for sure.

  Once the unicorn was fully in the truck’s cargo box, I slid the ramp back under the truck, then pulled the door shut, both actions making metallic rattles that echoed through the street. As long as the talisman lasted, the unicorn wouldn’t move unless I physically guided it.

  If the talisman had fallen down the gutter, the plan was to lure the thing into the truck and shut the door real fast, then hope that the beast didn’t totally destroy the vehicle from the inside before I could deliver it. Of course, that was why I got the insurance rider. As for the deductible, well, that’d go on my bill, too …

  Because I’m not a complete idiot, I always kept some ibuprofen in my denim jacket’s pocket, and I’d filled a metal thermos with some nice cold tap water before I left. That was in the truck’s cup holder. All things being equal, I’d have waited until the three pills I washed down with the water kicked in before driving, but the talisman had a clock.

  Before starting the truck up, I called the client on my cell and said I was on my way. It took forever to navigate a gigunda truck through the one-way streets of the University Heights neighborhood of the Bronx before I finally turned left on Fordham Road. There, it was a straight—if slow, since I was driving west and the sun was setting right in my face—shot across the 207th Street Bridge. Then I went through Inwood, the northernmost part of Manhattan, navigating around more than one double-parked car to Fort Tryon Park and my destination: the Cloisters.

  Tourists often thought the Cloisters, a branch of the Metropolitan Museum of Art, was an old abbey that was brought over from Europe, but no. Instead, it was a hodgepodge of different structures from medieval Europe—chapels, gardens, tombs, reliquaries—all kitbashed into one stone building. The place used to freak me out as a kid when my parents took me here—this nice Jewish boy found the overwhelming Christianity to be a little daunting—but they’ve got some gorgeous stuff.

  Besides, I’ve gotten more tolerant of other beliefs in my adulthood …

  A volunteer was waiting for my truck at the front entrance, and she told me to go up the inclined cobblestone driveway. I’d been up this driveway once before, but that was in a sedan—it was a lot more nerve-wracking to go up the tightly curved hill in a truck. But I got to the top, where the handicapped entrance was. The guy who hired me was waiting semi-patiently for me there: Joseph Rodzinski, one of the muckety-mucks for the Met.

  A short, pudgy specimen, Rodzinski was wearing a gray blazer, a blue polo shirt, and khakis. Perspiration drenched his forehead under his receding hairline, even though it was a nice 50 degree Friday evening. Then again, if I was responsible for letting
a lunatic mythical beast loose on the city, I might be shvitzing, too.

  Wiping sweat off his high forehead with the back of his wrist, Rodzinski looked at the truck as I jumped down from the driver’s seat of the cab.

  “A twenty-six-footer? Why’d you get something so big? I only intend to pay for a thirteen-footer.”

  I stared at him. “Seriously? I risk life and limb, bruise my ribs and wrench my shoulder to get your unicorn, and you’re gonna nickel-and-dime me over the truck?”

  Waving his arm, he said, “Whatever. It’s in the back?”

  “No, I thought I’d let it ride shotgun.” Rolling my eyes, I went to open the rear door.

  It slid upward, revealing the unicorn in virtually the exact same position I left it in. Yanking the ramp down, I started to guide it out.

  Rodzinski’s face scrunched up. “Jesus, what is that smell?”

  “The only thing stopping the unicorn from shoving its horn up your ass.” I’d meant that as a joke, but it came out kinda nasty, so I smiled broadly and added: “And don’t call me Jesus.” I figure the harshness of my tone was due to either my pain or his attitude. Or both. Probably both.

  “Whatever, let’s just bring it inside and get this over with.”

  We ambled on the cobblestone walkway to the handicapped entrance, and through the big wooden door into the main part of the Cloisters itself.